Doomsday Approaches!!!

Well gamers... it cannot be stopped. Despite my best efforts, they are unleashing their weapon of mass deception on the masses on May 28th, 2026.

This unthinkable future was revealed to us via deceitful propoganda steeped in dogmatic fanfare. I have embedded their filthy slop below, beneath the thin line I have futilely placed in an attempt to sequester the lies from our haven of truth.

BUT BE WARNED, only the bravest and most inquisitive amongst you will be able to stomach what is encased herewithin...


If you wish to harass the developers on the search for answers, email them at:
glootschkegames@gmail.com

If you need material for disseminating the evil behind the developers' corrupt lies,
the presskit is here.

Most importantly, if you have the primal urge to join my Gamer Army on this righteous path to Truth, we have an epic discord link below:

HEY, YOU! YEAH YOU!!!

     Welcome to my humble site. I don't know what brought you here, but I can only assume that you, like me, have an impossibly curious mind and an ardent yearning for justice.

     My name is Noah. I am an enjoyer of many things, but my heart only knows one maiden, gaming. And right now, she is being smeared, besmirched, and, dare I say, pwned.

     There is a game, a remake of a game, being released by a mysterious cohort of no-name devs. "Oh great, another remake no one wanted" I hear you say. But here's the thing, no one even could want this as, I contend, the game they claim to be remaking doesn't even exist.

     Yet, look! They have a steam page! They actually expect people to be fooled by this, but the sad part is, they are. Even in Japan, the RPG Mecca, journalists have been bamboozled by these charletons. So, it seems that my fair maiden has given me the most noble of quests, to expose this game for what it truly is: a despicable ruse.

     I really only have one question I aim to answer, and here on this site you will find the log of my intellectual crusade to find this answer. And the question? Well, it's simple.

What is the greatest RPG of all time?

     Seems like the devs can't answer it. The press can't answer it. Heck, even my best friend Antonio - a veritable Encyclopedia Japanica - couldn't answer it. Well, don't you worry your pretty little face, cus I'm on the case! And I will find the answers, no matter the cost...

Good News!!!

     I have started a modest discord to accompany my humble site. If you are a true investigator looking for the speediest delivery of epic updates then join now!

JOIN HERE!!!!!